An Apple A Day

S ate her first apple...like not cut up, just ate the thing! I have never heard one person enjoy an apple the way she did!! She smacked that thing every bite! She spit it when she would talk to me while eating it, she tried to eat the seeds and core. She chomped and smacked her way through the whole thing. Then was mad because it was all gone and wanted anther one but for my own sanity I couldn't handle her smacking another apple in my ear!!!